Old Fashioned Soda, Revolutionary Taste

My name is Charlie and me and all my buddies in the pasture are the inspiration behind Horse Rain LLC. Since we don't have thumbs and four fingers we had to team up with some skilled human craftsman. We are using age old flavors, and tweaking them to create a very memorable taste. My pasture buddies and I have a job title and that is; "Beverage Flavor Formula Specialist" or hereinafter referred to as "BFFS" "No Artificial Sweeteners."
Instead of attending a party or gathering where the same Ole same Ole beverages will be served Horse Rain LLC has several flavors but at this time we're going to offer a 10 flavor 12-pack.